Newspeak Language

Newspeak Language:

Wabo
Def: Water bottle
Speech: n
Rationale: Shortening word
I’m feeling dehydrated, could you pass me a wabo?

Naiposh
Def: nail polish
Speech: n
Rationale: shortening word
I would like a different color of naiposh please.

Promee
Def: Processed meat
Speech: n
Rationale: shortening word
I don’t fancy eating promee everyday.

Shwirt:
Def: Sweater/shirt
Speech: n
Rationale: combing two words to make shorter.
I shouldn’t have worn my shwirt in this weather.

Kidiot:
Def: kid/idiot
Speech: adj
Rationale: shortening word
My son is acting like such a kidiot, its embarrassing.

Spork:
Def: spoon/fork
Speech: n
Rationale: New name for a strange invention.

Gotchu:
Def: “I got you!”
Speech: v
Rationale: shortening a sentence
Don’t worry about it man, I gotchu.

Huggle:
Def: Hug/cuddle
Speech: v
Rationale: combing words of similar meaning
Let’s huggle and watch the scariest movies.

Emex:
Def: Emergency exit
Speech: n
Rationale: shortening words
Do not block the emex.

Amblert:
Def: Amber Alert
Speech: n
Rationale: Shortening two words.
Did you get the recent amblert this morning?

Dramedy:
Def:  A movie that involves drama and comedy
Speech:  adj
Rationale: shortening words
This was the worst dramedy I have ever seen.

Advertainment:
Def: Advertising/entertainment
Speech: v
Rationale: shortening words
This advertainment was really weak!

Totes:
Def: totally
Speech: n
Rationale: shortening word
That dress is totes cute!

Obvi:
Def: Obviously
Speech: n
Rationale: shortening word
That was so totally obvi.

Perf:

Def: Perfect
Speech: adj
Rationale: shortening word
Dude, that looks perf!

Chillax:
Def: Chill/relax
Speech: v
Rationale: shortening and combining words
Can you just chillax?

Confuzzled:
Def: Confuzed/Puzzled
Speech: adj
Rationale: shortening and combining words
Im feeling really confuzzled about this.

Knork:
Def: Knife/Fork
Speech: n
Rationale: shortening and combining words.
For this dish, you’ll be using knocks.

Hangry:
Def: Hungry/Angry
Speech: adj
Rationale: shortening and combining words
I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.

Lezbo:
Def: Lesbian
Speech: adj
Rationale: shortening word
She’s a lezbo!